This is the consequence to marrying someone who's in IT line.
 Ending the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband
 who happens to be a Systems administrator.

 Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now
logged
 in."
 Wife     : Have you brought the grocery?
 Husband : Bad command or filename.
 Wife    : But I told you in the morning
 Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort?
 Wife    : What about my new TV?
 Husband : Variable not found ...
 Wife    : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some
shopping.
 Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
 Wife    : Do you love me or do you only love computers  or are you
just
 being funny?
 Husband : Too many parameters ...
 Wife    : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
 Husband : Data type mismatch.
 Wife    : You are useless.
Husband : It's by Default.
 Wife    : What about your Salary?
 Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.
 Wife    : What is my value in the family.
 Husband : Unknown Virus

> In the middle of the night, the husband wants to make
> love with his  wife,  he tried to touch the wife, but then
> the wife said:  SORRY, ACCESS DENIED!!