JOKES

Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really
confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to
Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a
computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that
ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done
before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill Gates
said, "What's the difference between the two?" God said, "It
might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. Shall we look at
Hell first?" Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy
beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women
running around, playing in the water, laughing and
frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.
"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see
Heaven." God said, "Let's go!" and off they went to Heaven. Bill saw
puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting
about playing the harp and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing
as Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his
decision. "God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell." "As you
wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the
late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to
a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He
was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. "How ya doin', Bill?"
asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is
awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach
and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, that," said
God, "that was the screen saver."